to President Obama

Dear President Obama,

You weren't my candidate.  I'm not particularly pleased that you got elected, because we don't see eye-to-eye on much, seeing as I'm more or less a libertarian and you're more or less a socialist.  But you're my President now, and it's my civic duty as a Christian and as an American - as your constituent - to voice my opinions and instructions to you.  

So, I'll leave you with the infamous words of my college drumline instructor...

DON'T SUCK.

We both love this country.  I just hope you are more right about how to run it than I am.

Sincerely,

bashtree